Aries: You will be told that your entire life has been foretold ad recorded so that it might be published in weekly horoscopes. And the realisation will terrify you. Taurus: You will face an old enemy before the year is out, who has marshalled the forces of darkness to strike at you where you are … Continue reading Horoscopes and Omens
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Horoscopes and Portents.
Aries: You opened this page hoping to read some comforting horoscopes and baseless predictions. You have made a mistake. Taurus: You will be briefly saddened when you realise just how much the people you love most lie to you. It will abate when you realise they’re the only people worth lying to. Gemini: You will … Continue reading Horoscopes and Portents.
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