Aries: You will be told that your entire life has been foretold ad recorded so that it might be published in weekly horoscopes.
And the realisation will terrify you.

Taurus: You will face an old enemy before the year is out, who has marshalled the forces of darkness to strike at you where you are weakest. The only hope you have of victory is through the power of friendship.
And that’s when you’ll realise you drove away all your real friends years ago.

Gemini: The bad news is, you’re going to die tomorrow afternoon.
The good news is, you won’t be going alone.

Cancer: You will realise, just before the end, that maybe Chemotherapy would have worked better than healing crystals.

Leo: Fire is the great cleanser, that allows the rot of the world to be cleared away, so that new life might flourish.
But you will be reminded that not everyone you know is fireproof.

Virgo: They will tell you that you’ll go to hell for practicing the dark arts. Eventually you’ll begin to wonder if that’s a bad thing.

Libra: I get it, you’re busy on your mission of vengeance, but there’s something you should know.
Those men had families, and now they’re the heroes of this story.

Scorpio: If this was a happy story, you’d realise it’s not too late.

Sagittarius: You will be struck by the desire to become a superhero, if only so their deaths could mean something.

Capricorn: I wish I could say that you will get what you deserve, but sadly it seems that you’re still alive.

Aquarius: Despite what your parents told you, cannibalism is not just a social blunder. It’s more of a faux pas.

Pisces: They will call you a traitor, a renegade and a dissident. But they can never call you a hypocrite, and I’ll always be a little proud of you for that.